if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
Wtf you guys can buy cookie dough in a packet?!