when kids stare at you for a long time
Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.
I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo
LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?
sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
"actually, that was due today”
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
Knowing you’re the last generation to remember life before the internet…